Thursday, October 18, 2007
It's bad enough that I LITERALLY live across the street from a McDonald's.
But, a STAPLES?
Why the fuck do we need a STAPLES under the BQE in the most random and untraveled area (by office supply consumers anyway) ever?
Well, the answer is, we don't.
But, being the optimist I am, and given that change is something I welcome, generally, I'm trying to look at the bright side of this situation.
addROC and I have decided that these are the pros thus far:
1. If we ever run out of printer toner, we don't have to schlep anywhere. Good thing we NEVER need printer toner!
2. There's a huge fucking parking lot, so, when my Moms comes for dinner she can park her caboose in the STAPLES parking lot. Sweeeeeet!
3. The huge red STAPLES sign matches the McDonald's Golden Arches.
I like matching.
Matching is good.
Especially as I am lulled to sleep by the bright neon lights and the hum of the BQE (thump-thump, thump-thump).
It's like sleeping in the woods...only better! Fuck 'dem crickets!
So, come on over to the new STAPLES on Meeker btw. Kingland and Morgan Aves. when that shit opens!
After you shop-your-office-supply-ass-off, you can come get drunk with me and addROC, and we'll look out on all the corporate lights!
Who needs the fuckin' skyline?