Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Dirt Devil© Broom Vac Sucks
One of the the worst things ever is mopping the fucking floor.
So, when you actually motivate to mop, or Swiffer© Wet Jet, or what-have-you, you don't want to be deterred by a piece of shit, fucking electric broom.
Stages of Floor Mopping:
1.Electric Broom and/or Sweep Floor
3.Allow Floor to Dry
4.Enjoy Clean Floor
So, when I received the Dirt Devil© Broom Vac from my mother as a gift, I was stoked. 'Cause, let's be real, sweeping fucking sucks in every way possible.
This "Broom Vac" has no suction WHATSOEVER, nor is it a good broom independent of the vacuum feature. Just because the folks in the commercial are dancing around like jackasses and putting on what looks like a high school musical in their kitchen, does not mean that this contraption does jack-shit.
Bottom Line: This is a large paperweight, piece of shit. I realize some other electric options aren't as "affordable," but, buying this "Broom Vac" would be like throwing your money in a huge, burning trash bin.
Save your cash and get a dustpan, bitches. This hunk of junk BLOWS.