Friday, August 3, 2007
Won't YOU Be My Neighbor?
This is the conclusion I've come to: You either love your neighbors, or, you fucking hate them.
So, when addROC and I met our apartment neighbors and they were decent, we were like, bonus!
Little did we know that lurking right next door was a huge jerkface muthafucka.
Yes, our neighbor one building over is a total asshole. He gives us shit for putting trash out in front of our own apartment building, claiming that he has to "clean up" after our messes.
Now, I am Brooklyn Bitch of The Brooklyn Fucking Nester, I do not MAKE messes. I clean them, bitches. So this dude just pissed us off.
Well, a while back, our fucknut-of-a-neighbor started piling bricks up on and around his stoop. Lots of fucking bricks. So, when addROC and I saw our nemesis moving this assload of bricks into his building, we became suspicious.
Lo and behold, we were grilling out on our roof, and I happened to look over the edge into our neighbor's "yard."
It's always been a dump down there, but, it seems that he has made preparations to build upon that dump. And, though I cannot say with any amount of certainty, I'm pretty sure that he doesn't have a permit for such expansion.
What's worse is that we think, by the looks of it, that he is building more apartments. Whack.
Even Mr. Rogers himself would ban this douchebag from the neighborhood.
But, I'm no whistle blower, so, the atrocities will continue...